Millennial English

Posted by Hannah Henderson on Thursday, July 12, 2018

This post was originally published on Medium. Cover illustration by Aleksander Savic.

Millennial English

I love the English language,

And all the ways it is.

It treats me like a princess,

It cuts me like a shiv.

It rambles and it ranges,

It staggers to and fro.

It adapts and changes,

L-M-F-A-O.